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Brendon Walsh, Randy Liedtke, Bert Kreischer - Date 06/05/2013 Even though everyone had to get going soon Bert Kreischer joins the guys for some fun. Brendon notices Bert's super long eye lash that he grows for good luck. Then Bert and Brendon's dicks drink a glass of water, while Randy's shells and eats peanuts.

Throwback Thursday (Originally aired: 1/4/26) This week, Bunnie Xo sits down with comedy powerhouse Bert Kreischer for a wildly unfiltered conversation that goes everywhere—and then some. Bert opens up about his recent health and weight-loss journey, including experimenting with Mounjaro, peptides, and GLP-based treatments, along with the very real (and very graphic) side effects no one warns you about. The two also dive deep into mental health, sharing candid experiences with OCD, anxiety, medication, and exposure therapy. Bert breaks down his long-standing rituals, flying anxieties, and the routines he’s stuck to for years, while both reflect on how vulnerability, social media, and public scrutiny impact their lives behind the scenes. Of course, it wouldn’t be a Bert episode without stories about marriage, intimacy, past relationships, marijuana, and the evolution of his comedy career—from early fame to what’s next, including a new Netflix special on the horizon. They also touch on family dynamics, reality TV hypotheticals, and Bert’s upcoming Netflix series, The Legend of Bert , premiering January 22. Equal parts hilarious, honest, and unexpectedly heartfelt—this episode pulls back the curtain on fame, fear, and figuring it out in real time. Bert Kreischer: Website Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

On this episode of the WHOOP Podcast, WHOOP Founder & CEO Will Ahmed sits down with comedian Bert Kreischer for a candid and light-hearted conversation on how “the average guy” uses WHOOP. Bert shares his personal experience as a long-time WHOOP wearer, how it helped to improve his health and fitness journey despite spending months on tour. From prioritizing longevity habits like weightlifting, sauna, cold plunge, and optimizing sleep habits, to still allowing himself to party and live life fully, this episode blends comedy with real talk about balance and what it actually means to get healthier. (01:03) Bert Kreischer: Why WHOOP Is For “The Average Person” (2:09) The Impact WHOOP Has Had on Bert’s Lifestyle (09:53) Opinions on Longevity (11:42) Bert’s Mission to Improve His Fans' Health (15:25) Finding Habits To Create A Healthier Life (20:38) Comparing Routines: How Will Prepares For A Day at WHOOP vs. Bert’s Preshow Routine (24:20) Harnessing The Creative Process (31:01) Impact of Improving Sleep Quality (37:14) Evolution of Bert’s Metrics (42:03) Maintaining Childlike Fun As An Adult (46:37) Building A Career As A Comedian: Knowing Your Audience (56:39) Growing As A Comedian (01:12:14) How The Comedy World Has Changed Follow Bert Kreischer: Instagram Tiktok YouTube Support the show Follow WHOOP: Sign up for WHOOP Advanced Labs Trial WHOOP for Free www.whoop.com Instagram TikTok YouTube X Facebook LinkedIn Follow Will Ahmed: Instagram X LinkedIn Follow Kristen Holmes: Instagram LinkedIn Follow Emily Capodilupo: LinkedIn

Part 2 of Bobbi sitting down with Bert Kreischer to discuss celebrity value charts, Tom Brady's pizza commercial era, mistaking Elon Musk for a football player, inviting Gronk on the show mid-conversation, and whether fame is just expensive jewelry with better PR. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bobbi sits down with Bert Kreischer to discuss Russian mafia train robberies, the ethics of Googling your wife's exes, extremely expensive pedicures, sharing locations forever, and whether Bert is famous, a celebrity, or just very loud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Bert Kreischer are stand-up comics and podcast hosts. Ari is the host of "The Skeptic Tank" podcast. His most recent special, "Ari Shaffir: Double Negative," is available via Netflix. Together, Tom and Bert are the co-hosts of the "2 Bears, 1 Cave" podcast. Tom also co-hosts a podcast with his wife and fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky, "Your Mom's House," as well as his own Spanish language podcast: "Tom Segura en Español." His new book, "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays," is available now. Bert hosts his own podcast, "The Bertcast," and can be seen starring on TBS's "The Go-Big Show," and the YouTube cooking program "Somethings Burning." www.arishaffir.com www.tomsegura.com www.bertbertbert.com Join Joe Rogan, Ari Shaffir, Bert Kreischer, and Tom Segura for the legendary Sober October recap on The Joe Rogan Experience. In this episode, the crew dives deep into their fitness journeys, weight loss struggles, and the mental clarity gained from sobriety. From hilarious comedy stories to intense health discussions, this is JRE at its peak. Perfect for fans of lifestyle optimization, habit tracking, and stand-up comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Archive Note: This episode features automated transcription for accessibility and dynamic audio segments for independent archival purposes. All original content remains property of the copyright holder.

What happens when Bert Kreischer sits down with the Pinch My Salt crew and starts firing off stories like a machine-gun… about surfing, comedy, fame, Hawaii, localism, “small waves,” and the one joke **Netflix actually pushed back on? In this episode, Bert breaks down the moment **Shannon Sharpe basically invented his life story on a podcast (and Bert just… went with it). We talk the burnout of modern podcasting, the chaos of touring, surfing culture and pecking order, why “locals only” energy is so gnarly, and the difference between chasing big waves vs. actually enjoying the small ones. And then Bert drops the health bomb: blood thinners, a blood clot, and touring sober — while still trying to keep the throttle pinned. If you’re into surf culture, comedy podcasts, Hawaii stories, standup behind-the-scenes, or anything in the orbit of **Joe Rogan-style longform chaos… this one’s for you. 0:00 Bert Kreischer Surf culture: lineup hierarchy, “locals only,” and why it scares people off Hawaii surf trips, Turtle Bay vibes, and surfing as the most rewarding feeling The “small waves are where the fun is” life lesson (this part hits) Behind the scenes of Bert’s Free Bert writing + the one joke Netflix didn’t love Blood clot, blood thinners, and touring sober surf podcast, comedy podcast, Bert Kreischer podcast, Pinch My Salt, surfing stories, Hawaii surf, localism surfing, lineup etiquette, Turtle Bay surfing, New Smyrna Beach surfing, standup comedy behind the scenes, Netflix comedy series, Free Bert, touring sober, podcast burnout, Shannon Sharpe podcast, Joe Rogan comedy Hashtags #PinchMySalt #BertKreischer #SurfPodcast #ComedyPodcast #SurfCulture #Hawaii #StandUpComedy #PodcastClips #NetflixComedy #Surfing

After recording their episode , Ryan and Bert Kreischer stopped by The Painted Porch , where Ryan shared some must-read books with Bert. Watch this episode on Ryan Holiday's YouTube Channel : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VH7tzlzRwY 📚 Books mentioned: The Crack-Up The Annotated Great Gatsby: 100th Anniversary Deluxe Edition Confederacy of Dunces In a Sunburned Country Pappyland The Cost of These Dreams Daily Dad Five Year Reflection Journal 👉 Support the podcast and go deeper into Stoicism by subscribing to The Daily Stoic Premium - unlock ad-free listening, early access, and bonus content: https://dailystoic.supercast.com/ 🎥 Watch the video episodes on The Daily Stoic YouTube channel : https://www.youtube.com/@DailyStoic/videos 🎙️ Follow The Daily Stoic Podcast on<a href="https://www.instagram.com/dailystoicpo

Ava Ryan joins Pop Culture Unplugged w/ Elias to talk about playing Georgia in Netflix’s hit comedy series Free Bert, which recently climbed into the Netflix Top 10. In this episode, Ava opens up about landing the role, instantly connecting with the script, and working alongside Bert Kreischer and Arden Myrin. She also breaks down Georgia’s emotional journey — from being the awkward new girl at school to navigating popularity, friendships, and family chaos. Ava also shares what it was like filming the pilot, improvising scenes with Bert, and why Georgia’s story about bullying and fitting in resonates with so many viewers. Plus, she talks about her hopes for a possible Season 2 and what she’d love to explore next with the character. Episode highlights include: How Ava landed the role of Georgia Working with Bert Kreischer and behind-the-scenes improv Georgia’s journey from outcast to popular Popularity vs. real friendship Hopes for Free Bert Season 2 What’s next for Ava Ryan Watch the full interview on YouTube: https://youtu.be/TB9FtKLsbC0 For more exclusive interviews and behind-the-scenes content, subscribe to Pop Culture Unplugged w/ Elias on YouTube: Subscribe here Got a burning question or a topic suggestion? Reach out to us at popcultureunplugged@gmail.com Stay connected with us on social media for the latest show updates X: https://x.com/PopCultureUnplg Instagram: instagram.com/popcultureunplugged Facebook: facebook.com/popcultureunplugged TikTok: tiktok.com/@popcultureunplugged Visit our official website for more: www.popcultureunplugged.com Subscribe to our YouTube channel for exciting content: Subscribe here Don't miss out on the latest updates and exclusive content—join us in Pop Culture Unplugged w/ Elias!

Bert Kreischer is a comedian, actor, host of “The Bertcast” and “Something’s Burning,” and co-host of “2 Bears, 1 Cave” with Tom Segura. His new show, “Free Bert,” is streaming on Netflix. He will be touring in 2026 with the “Permission to Party” tour.www.netflix.com/title/81696123www.youtube.com/@bertkreischerwww.ymhstudios.com/2bears/www.bertyboyproductions.comwww.bertbertbert.com In this expansive educational session of the Joe Rogan Experience, comedian Bert Kreischer joins the program to examine the evolution of Independent Comedy, the impact of Viral Media Satire, and the restructuring of the Global Entertainment Industry. This archived transcript serves as a high-fidelity research resource for students of Linguistic Improvisation, Cultural History, and the Creator Economy. Key themes include stand-up performance protocols, the psychology of audience engagement, and the development of independent media ecosystems. Archive Note: This episode features automated transcription for accessibility and dynamic audio segments for independent archival purposes. All original content remains property of the copyright holder. Bert Kreischer Joe Rogan, JRE 2445, Comedy Industry 2026, Viral Media Satire Research, Independent Media Evolution, Bert Kreischer Transcript, Joe Rogan Experience Archive, JRE #2445, Linguistic Improvisation Analysis, High CPM Entertainment Ads, Academic Reference Podcast

Bert Kreischer and Ryan continue their conversation about the tension between discipline and indulgence, why Bert sometimes feels better hungover than sober, and the pull of routines built around punishment and excess. Bert talks about quitting drinking, the daily “witching hour,” and why good news can be just as unsettling as bad. Bert Kreischer is a stand up comedian, actor, and podcast host of 2 Bears, 1 Cave . You can watch both his movie The Machine and now his latest show, Free Bert , on Netflix! Follow Bert on Instagram , TikTok , X , and YouTube Bert’s new series Free Bert is officially out on Netflix! Watch Here: https://www.netflix.com/title/81696123 🎥 Watch the video episodes on The Daily Stoic YouTube channel : https://www.youtube.com/@DailyStoic/videos 🎙️ Follow The Daily Stoic Podcast on Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/dailystoicpodcast ✉️ Want Stoic wisdom delivered to your inbox daily? Sign up for the FREE Daily Stoic email at https://dailystoic.com/dailyemail 🏛 Get Stoic inspired books, medallions, and prints to remember these lessons at the Daily Stoic Store: https://store.dailystoic.com/ 📱 Follow us: Instagram ,<a href="

Bert Kreischer is a comedian, actor, host of “The Bertcast” and “Something’s Burning,” and co-host of “2 Bears, 1 Cave” with Tom Segura. His new show, “Free Bert,” is streaming on Netflix. He will be touring in 2026 with the “Permission to Party” tour. www.netflix.com/title/81696123 www.youtube.com/@bertkreischer www.ymhstudios.com/2bears/ www.bertyboyproductions.com www.bertbertbert.com Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://pplx.ai/rogan . Get a free welcome kit with your first subscription of AG1 at https://drinkag1.com/joerogan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bert Kreischer wants to be Stoic. It just doesn’t come naturally. In this episode, he talks with Ryan about why Stoicism feels almost impossible for him, why criticism still gets under his skin, his hot take on why Nero may have been a good emperor, and some truly insane stories from his life. Bert Kreischer is a stand up comedian, actor, and podcast host of 2 Bears, 1 Cave . You can watch both his comedy special The Machine and now his latest show, Free Bert , on Netflix! Follow Bert on Instagram , TikTok , X , and YouTube Bert’s new series Free Bert is officially out on Netflix! Watch Here: https://www.netflix.com/title/81696123 👉 Support the podcast and go deeper into Stoicism by subscribing to The Daily Stoic Premium - unlock ad-free listening, early access, and bonus content: https://dailystoic.supercast.com/ 🎥 Watch the video episodes on The Daily Stoic YouTube channel : https://www.youtube.com/@DailyStoic/videos 🎙️ Follow The Daily Stoic Podcast on Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/dailystoicpodcast ✉️ Want Stoic wisdom delivered to your inbox daily? Sign up for the FREE Daily Stoic email at https://dailystoic.com/dailyemail 🏛 Get St

This week on We Might Be Drunk, hosts Mark Normand and Sam Morril sit down with Bert Kreischer for one of the most unfiltered conversations yet. Bert comes in full force talking about life on the road, balancing family and fame, and the grind of building a career in comedy. They dive into touring, getting recognized everywhere you go, the comedy mindset, and the heat behind shooting new material at scale. Bert opens up about his Netflix series Free Bert and how the show pushed him into both ridiculous and reflective moments. He also gets real about recent changes in his life, how he approaches comedy at this stage, and what keeps him going when the stakes get high. Mark and Sam bring their signature raw style, pushing back, laughing hard, and finding the funniest corners of every topic. This is one of those episodes that captures exactly why Bert is one of comedy’s biggest personalities. Follow the Hosts and Guest Bert Kreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Twitter / X: https://x.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bertkreischer TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bertkreischer Mark Normand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/?hl=en Sam Morril Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sammorril See Them Live Get tickets for Mark Normand shows: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Get tickets for Sam Morril shows: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios Producer: Matt Peters Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters Sponsors Boxie Pro The litter that actually works. Odor-free, no fake scents, and incredible clumping. Get 30% off at https://boxiecat.com/WMBD Use code WMBD Shopify Turn your idea into a real business. Start selling today. Sign up for a $1/month trial at https://shopify.com/drunk IQ Bar Clean-label protein bars, hydration mixes, and mushroom coffee to fuel your brain and body. Get 20% off and free shipping. Text DRUNK to 64000 Message and data rates may apply. Quo The smartest way to run your business communications. Try it free and get 20% off your first six months at https://quo.com/WMBD 00:00 Leather Pants & Comedian Fashion 03:13 Stories of On-Stage Outfits & Standup Trends 07:40 Bert's Health Scare: Blood Clots & Flying 14:13 Recovery, Life Changes & Not Drinking 18:59 Gifts Between Comics & Crazy Generosity 21:33 Comedy Friendships, Fame & Keeping It Real 27:08 Comic Success, Growth & Staying Grounded 33:31 Health, Weight Loss, and the Standup Grind 39:22 Processed Food, Obesity & Global Problems 44:54 Political Rants & Crowd Work in Comedy 51:08 Weight Loss Drugs, Eating Habits & Vices 57:59 Friendship, Touring Stories & Missing The Old Days 01:04:24 Comedy Career Highs, Lows & Self-Motivation 01:11:54 Pitching the Show & Behind the Scenes of 'Free Bert' 01:19:56 Showbiz: Casting, Acting, & Industry Lessons 01:27:04 Breaking Through, Finding Your Voice as a Comic 01:34:41 From Struggles to Success: Building Your Brand 01:43:13 Wrap-Up: Free Bert, Future Plans & Goodbyes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this laugh-packed episode of Backstage Pass with Gentry Thomas, legendary comedian Bert Kreischer joins Gentry to talk about his brand-new Netflix comedy series Free Bert a wildly entertaining look at Bert’s life on the road, his family, and the absurd, hilarious moments that make him one of the most beloved voices in comedy today. Check out Free Bert on Netflix here: Free Bert Bert and Gentry dig into some of the most memorable stories from his journey to stand-up success, including how Rolling Stone famously “discovered” him while he was a student at Florida State long before comedy became his full-time hustle. They also talk about Bert’s unexpected and hilarious friendship with Rob Lowe, how that relationship came to be, and how it continues to surprise him. Along the way, Bert reflects on what made him fall in love with stand-up comedy, how he hones his craft, and why storytelling even the outrageous stories is at the heart of what he does. From wild college tales to life on tour, this episode is equal parts hilarious, heartfelt, and totally Bert perfect for comedy fans and curious listeners alike.

Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SHANNON Bert Kreischer sits down for a wide-ranging conversation that traces his unlikely path from Florida State party legend to sold-out arena comic. A Florida State alumn, viral content creator, and self-described one of the greatest partiers of all time, Bert reflects on how his reputation—and work ethic—eventually turned into a full-blown comedy empire. Bert starts by talking about where the clothes Shannon Sharpe gave him ended up, then recalls running into Shannon two Super Bowls ago and admitting he was already a fan. He breaks down playing an exaggerated version of himself on stage and promotes his Netflix comedy series Free Bert, explaining how leaning into character became part of his success. The conversation turns personal as Bert opens up about being an unsuccessful young dad while surrounded by parents who seemed to have it all together. He discusses watching his friends get rich around the same time he did, questioning what kind of millionaire he wanted to be, and dealing with an identity crisis and survivor’s remorse as fame hit while others struggled. He explains how his podcast became awkward when people kept asking how he “made it.” Bert revisits his six-year run at Florida State, how a Rolling Stone article changed his life, and why Oprah asked to have him and his parents on her show. He explains why he stayed in college so long and how he began turning stories from his friends and daughters into stand-up material—including stealing a joke from his daughter that she later demanded he remove. He shares stories of his daughters touring with him alongside Mark Normand, Shane Gillis, Joey Diaz, and Sal Vulcano, their no-nonsense views on celebrities, and setting boundaries like refusing to curse before 16 or asking him to delete videos. Bert also laughs about answering phone calls on stage, including picking up when Shaq called him from the toilet. Bert talks about walking away from baseball to become a full-time party guy, the embarrassment of losing his virginity, and how National Lampoon: Van Wilder—starring Ryan Reynolds—was inspired by his life. He explains why he chose not to sue, his desire to meet Reynolds, and hopes of appearing in a future Deadpool. The episode also covers his dad funding his move to New York, tough love birthday advice, getting fired for taking his clothes off at work, meeting Will Smith, pitching movies, and getting career advice at a urinal. Bert revisits the viral Russian Mafia train-robbery story, advice from Joe Rogan, tension with Kevin Hart, thoughts on Katt Williams, legendary comedians like Patrice O’Neal and Ralphie May, financial mistakes, marriage without a prenup, and his experience at the Netflix Tom Brady Roast—all before circling bac

Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SHANNON to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SHANNON Bert Kreischer sits down for a wide-ranging conversation that traces his unlikely path from Florida State party legend to sold-out arena comic. A Florida State alumn, viral content creator, and self-described one of the greatest partiers of all time, Bert reflects on how his reputation—and work ethic—eventually turned into a full-blown comedy empire. Bert starts by talking about where the clothes Shannon Sharpe gave him ended up, then recalls running into Shannon two Super Bowls ago and admitting he was already a fan. He breaks down playing an exaggerated version of himself on stage and promotes his Netflix comedy series Free Bert, explaining how leaning into character became part of his success. The conversation turns personal as Bert opens up about being an unsuccessful young dad while surrounded by parents who seemed to have it all together. He discusses watching his friends get rich around the same time he did, questioning what kind of millionaire he wanted to be, and dealing with an identity crisis and survivor’s remorse as fame hit while others struggled. He explains how his podcast became awkward when people kept asking how he “made it.” Bert revisits his six-year run at Florida State, how a Rolling Stone article changed his life, and why Oprah asked to have him and his parents on her show. He explains why he stayed in college so long and how he began turning stories from his friends and daughters into stand-up material—including stealing a joke from his daughter that she later demanded he remove. He shares stories of his daughters touring with him alongside Mark Normand, Shane Gillis, Joey Diaz, and Sal Vulcano, their no-nonsense views on celebrities, and setting boundaries like refusing to curse before 16 or asking him to delete videos. Bert also laughs about answering phone calls on stage, including picking up when Shaq called him from the toilet. Bert talks about walking away from baseball to become a full-time party guy, the embarrassment of losing his virginity, and how National Lampoon: Van Wilder—starring Ryan Reynolds—was inspired by his life. He explains why he chose not to sue, his desire to meet Reynolds, and hopes of appearing in a future Deadpool. The episode also covers his dad funding his move to New York, tough love birthday advice, getting fired for taking his clothes off at work, meeting Will Smith, pitching movies, and getting career advice at a urinal. Bert revisits the viral Russian Mafia train-robbery story, advice from Joe Rogan, tension with Kevin Hart, thoughts on Katt Williams, legendary comedians like Patrice O’Neal and Ralphie May, financial mistakes, marriage without a prenup, and his experience at the Netflix Tom Brady Roast—all before circling bac

This week, Bunnie Xo sits down with comedy powerhouse Bert Kreischer for a wildly unfiltered conversation that goes everywhere—and then some. Bert opens up about his recent health and weight-loss journey, including experimenting with Mounjaro, peptides, and GLP-based treatments, along with the very real (and very graphic) side effects no one warns you about. The two also dive deep into mental health, sharing candid experiences with OCD, anxiety, medication, and exposure therapy. Bert breaks down his long-standing rituals, flying anxieties, and the routines he’s stuck to for years, while both reflect on how vulnerability, social media, and public scrutiny impact their lives behind the scenes. Of course, it wouldn’t be a Bert episode without stories about marriage, intimacy, past relationships, marijuana, and the evolution of his comedy career—from early fame to what’s next, including a new Netflix special on the horizon. They also touch on family dynamics, reality TV hypotheticals, and Bert’s upcoming Netflix series, The Legend of Bert , premiering January 22. Equal parts hilarious, honest, and unexpectedly heartfelt—this episode pulls back the curtain on fame, fear, and figuring it out in real time. Bert Kreischer: Website Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Bert Kreischer brings his legendary chaos, fearless storytelling, and unstoppable party-energy to The Wildest Kreischer Moments . From outrageous adventures to unbelievable real-life stories, this episode captures the unapologetic, shirtless mania that turned Bert into one of the most iconic stand-up comedians of the modern era. His quick wit and larger-than-life personality shine in a way only Bert can deliver. This collection dives into Bert’s funniest tales — the wild trips, questionable decisions, and accidental misadventures that have become fan favourites around the world. Every moment is packed with energy, heart, and that signature Kreischer charm. Whether you’re a long-time fan of “The Machine” or discovering Bert’s stand-up for the first time, this nonstop laugh-fest will hit you with hilarious punchlines from start to finish. If you love high-energy comedy, outrageous storytelling, and sets that feel like the craziest party you’ve ever been to, make sure you subscribe to The Laugh Syndicate so you never miss a new episode. Fresh stand-up drops daily — tap follow and keep the laughter coming. #bertkreischer #standupcomedy #comedypodcast #themachine #funnyvideos

The “episode” begins not with Bert Kreischer, but with his absence—a negative space, a hungover black hole where his face should be on Zoom. Instead, Peaches mutinies, seizing the host chair like a lunatic sea captain steering a flaming tugboat into the Mariana Trench. The clock screams 8:27, Bert is missing, and time itself begins to unravel. Suddenly, the airwaves are filled with fat-guy chair conspiracies, bathroom blame, and the unholy creation of a “stink meter” that feels less like a gag and more like some Pentagon psy-ops program designed to weaponize shame. Then— impact. Lieutenant Crain crashes into the studio, not walking but materializing , a spectral lawman in a suit sharp enough to slice through human decency, radiating the smell of cordite and sunflower spit. He announces he’s “going to the range,” but the range feels metaphorical: a cosmic shooting gallery where the targets are laws, logic, and whatever scraps of sanity still remain. The broadcast mutates into an improvised congressional hearing on Idaho gun laws, where you can’t buy cough syrup without ID but you can buy a shotgun from a man named Jed in a Walmart parking lot if you pinky-swear you’re not a felon. Anonymous callers bleed in through the wires, their voices distorted, demanding answers about open carry. Crain, drunk on authority and caffeine, invites them to bring all their guns down to the station—“We’ll check ‘em live, we’ll see what sticks.” Suddenly it’s not a talk show, it’s a game show: Felon Roulette, Hosted by the State of Idaho. Bert? Still gone. His bus—plastered with his idiot-savant grin—haunts the highways like a UFO, a traveling shrine to liver damage and misplaced time zones. His absence becomes the main character: the invisible guest, the empty chair, the void in the center of the storm. To distract themselves, the hosts conjure feverish diversions: a cage match between Joe Rogan and Crain refereed by Mark Hamill, haunted passports smuggled out of purgatory, and Viktor announcing his political run on a platform of buying metal detectors and possibly outlawing burritos behind the wheel. His cohosts laugh, but you can feel the electricity: the seed of a campaign, a manifesto scribbled in blood on the walls of the studio. And then the hallucination sharpens: the crew becomes obsessed with a local DJ’s incriminating TikTok, dissecting the footage like it’s the Zapruder film, arguing over whether his phone was dash-mounted or clutched in his reckless fist as he stares into the camera like a prophet of distracted driving. The show is no longer a show—it’s a tribunal, a kangaroo court broadcast to the world. Burritos, sunflower seeds, and soda become sacramental elements in this new religion: Crain confesses that every patrol car carried a communal one-pound seed bag, officers spitting shells and chasing suspects like cracked-out raccoons. He tells of juggling seeds, soda, and a hot call while his boss glared at him like he’d just vomited Satan into the cruiser. Peaches escalates the madness, confessing to eating sunflower seeds whole , shells and all, turning his gut into a wood chipper, a digestive sawmill grinding cellulose into cosmic mulch. By the end, the broadcast is no longer tethered to Earth. Bert’s empty Zoom box has become a religious icon, a glowing rectangle hovering over the studio like the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey. The hosts have dissolved into avatars of absurdity: Peaches the bathroom prophet, Victor the failed demagogue, Crain the armed trickster-cop, Anonymous the faceless oracle. Together they birth a gospel of Idaho chaos, a manifesto written in static, where politics, comedy, traffic school, and gun deals melt into one screaming hallucination. The audience tunes in expecting Bert Kreischer but instead gets a psychic transmission from the other side: a radio séance summoning the spirit of America’s madness, live, unfiltere

Well, this was a tricky situation. I was supposed to do a quick 10-minute recorded interview with THE MACHINE — Bert Kreischer — at 8:15 AM. He didn’t show up on time (turns out he and his team thought East Idaho was in Pacific Time). So instead, we plowed straight into Traffic School Powered by The Advocates, which happens every Friday morning at 8:45. I kept the Zoom window open the entire time waiting for his arrival… and he FINALLY popped in at the very tail end of Traffic School. That means you get an unplanned, totally chaotic episode with live radio, Lt. Crain, distracted driving talk, sunflower seeds, and a bonus Bert Kreischer interview to top it off! Go see Bert Kreischer live at the Mountain America Center in Idaho Falls, ID on Friday, October 3rd. Get your tickets at bertbertbert.com If you want to skip ahead to the Bert Interview, here you go! ;) - (45:06)

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act. Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio. 5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner 14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you? 17:00 - Writing Jokes 26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person 29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break 37:00 - Radio is not dead 41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage 44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT 48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story 54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses 01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged 01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes 01:16:00 - Sock Talk 01:22:00 - Secret Sock Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast IndaCloud – indacloud.co Get 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.co Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Use code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50off PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

On this episode of the Not A Damn Chance Podcast, hosts Phillip Frankland Lee and Neen Williams sit down with comedian Bert Kreischer for a conversation that balances humor with real inspiration. Bert opens up about how exercise has become a cornerstone of his mental health, the challenges of day drinking, and why choosing sobriety can feel more rewarding than any high. Neen reflects on his own rock bottom and the lessons that came from rebuilding, sparking an honest discussion about resilience and growth. It’s an episode about discipline, perspective, and the power of creating the life you want, told through the lens of Bert’s signature energy and honesty. 👉Follow Bert Kreischer: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer 👉Follow Neen Williams: https://www.instagram.com/neenwilliams 👉Follow Phillip Frankland Lee: https://www.instagram.com/phillipfranklandlee 👉Follow Not A Damn Chance Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/nadcpodcast Not A Damn Chance Ep. 19 Intro By: DREAMROOM PICTURES https://www.instagram.com/phillipfranklandlee/ https://www.instagram.com/neenwilliams/ https://store.ymhstudios.com 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:48 - Exercise For Mental Health 00:09:57 - I Have To Do It 00:24:42 - Day Drinking 00:30:19 - Hitting Bottom 00:41:17 - Bert's Networking Skills 00:50:49 - Magic Lamp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get ready for nonstop laughter with Bert Kreischer in In the Zone. Known for his larger-than-life personality, wild storytelling, and fearless energy, Bert takes the stage with a performance that’s as outrageous as it is hilarious. Whether he’s diving into over-the-top personal stories or riffing on life’s absurd moments, Bert’s signature charm and humor keep the audience fully locked in. From his legendary storytelling to his off-the-cuff hilarity, In the Zone captures Kreischer at his comedic best. With every laugh and every wild tangent, Bert proves why he’s one of the most entertaining and unfiltered comedians working today. This is one set you don’t want to miss. 👉 Don’t miss more iconic comedy—hit subscribe now and stay laughing with every episode! #comedy #comedian #standup #funny #laughs #standupcomedy #bertkreischer #inthezone #storytelling #rawcomedy

Bert Kreischer tells the legendary story that made him a household name in “Why I Am Famous: Story of The Machine.” With his signature shirtless energy and over-the-top delivery, Bert recounts the outrageous series of events that led to him partying with the Russian mafia during a college trip—earning him the nickname “The Machine.” This is more than just a stand-up routine—it's a cult comedy moment. Bert’s masterful storytelling, combined with his wild expressions and hilarious tangents, turns a drunken mishap into one of the most iconic tales in modern stand-up history. Whether you’ve heard it a dozen times or you’re new to Bert’s world, this one never gets old. Buckle up—this is comedy chaos at its finest. #bertkreischer #themachine #standupcomedy #russianmafia #funnieststoryever #comedyicon #laughoutloud #legendarycomedy #comedypodcast #wildcomedy #standupclips #funnyashell #comedygoat #themachinebertkreischer #comedywithchaos Comedians: Bert Kreischer, Tom Segura, Joe Rogan, Ari Shaffir, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Sam Morril, Kevin Hart, Gabriel Iglesias, Theo Von, Jim Jefferies, Joey Diaz, Andrew Schulz, Nate Bargatze, Louis CK Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Do you ever feel like you need to be funny to be liked? How do you handle pressure to always “perform” for others? In this candid, hilarious, and unexpectedly moving episode of On Purpose, Jay sits down with comedian, actor, and podcast superstar Bert Kreischer—famously known for his shirtless stand-up and his ability to keep audiences laughing nonstop. This conversation goes way beyond the jokes as Jay and Bert dive deep into the real stories behind the spotlight, revealing the layers of vulnerability, self-doubt, and emotional growth that make Bert more than just a party-loving comic. Bert shares what it was like growing up with a tough, old-school dad who believed in powering through pain and never showing weakness. That mentality helped shape Bert’s work ethic but also left him carrying emotional weight for years. In one of the most touching moments of the episode, Bert shares how a simple, unexpected conversation with his dad, while they were both high on edibles, changed everything, helping them finally see each other clearly and connect on a deeper level. With Jay’s thoughtful guidance, they unpack Bert’s real-life struggles with anxiety, chasing approval, and feeling like you’re never enough, things so many of us can relate to. Bert is refreshingly honest about his mental health, his parenting ups and downs, and what it's like trying to stay grounded while raising two sharp, hilarious daughters who aren’t afraid to call him out. In this interview, you'll learn: How to Stay Humble While Chasing Big Dreams How to Raise Kids Who Keep You Grounded How to Keep Showing Up Even When It's Hard How to Use Vulnerability as a Superpower How to Manage Anxiety Without Shame How to Turn Criticism into Growth How to Stay Grateful Through Every Stage of Success This episode is full of laughs, a few tear-jerking moments, and plenty of insight into what it really means to show up, be yourself, and keep going, even when it’s hard. With Love and Gratitude, Jay Shetty Join over 750,000 people to receive my most transformative wisdom directly in your inbox every single week with my free newsletter. Subscribe here . Join Jay for his first ever, On Purpose Live Tour ! Tickets are on sale now. Hope to see you there! What We Discuss: 00:00 Intro 02:45 The Wildest Plane Stories You’ve Ever Heard 04:25 Why a Marriage Built on Laughter Works 06:01 When Your Family Becomes Your Funniest Critics 07:16 Were You Always the Funny One? 09:08 How Bert Mastered the Art of Storytelling 14:35 Growing Up with a Tough-Love Dad 17:56 What It’s Like Seeing Your Parent Cry for the First Time 20:40 Realizing Your Parents Are Human Too 23:36 When Your Dad Realizes He Can Use Your Fame 24:35 What It’s Like to Share Your Success with Your Parents 29:05 The Lifelong Quest for a Parent’s Approval 35:08 How a 6-Figure Deal with Will Smith Changed Everything 37:20 The Moment You Know You Have to Chase Your Talent 42:50 Embracing the Power of Pressure 44:09 Is There a Pain You Can’t Laugh Through? 47:06 Letting Your Kids See You Cry 49:56 Why the Way You Tell a Joke Matters 51:43 How Your Kids Really See You 54:05 The Challenge of Uninterrupted Family Time 56:51 Just Show Up and Do the Work 01:01:33 Success Was Never a Straight Line 01:07:24 Don’t Let Greatness Become Familiar 01:11:12 Living with Anxiety When Life Doesn’t Slow Down 01:17:26 Building a Healthier Relationship with Alcohol 01:19:29 How Tracking Your Fitness Can Change You 01:22:00 Bert on Final Five Episode Resources: Bert Kreischer | <a href="https://www

Bert Kreischer Gives Life Advice, Woodstock 99 Memories, Eagles Concert Stories & Wild Vegas Nights! | Beardo & Weirdo Podcast Ep16 Get ready for a wild ride! In this episode of Beardo and Weirdo , Craig Gass and Chris Kael dive deep into hilarious stories from Woodstock 99, partying at The Sphere Las Vegas, and meeting legends like Joe Walsh from The Eagles and Derek Whibley from Sum 41. Plus, Bert Kreischer surprises us all with heartfelt life advice to a 15-year-old fan — right before yelling, "Let's party!" We also talk about celebrity encounters, crazy addiction memories, Theo Von's comedy hustle, and the truth behind meet and greets vs true VIP experiences. Bonus: find out why Pauly Shore still owes Craig Gass money and how Chris Kael changed Bert’s daughter’s life forever with a guitar gift.

Bert Kreischer is back in full party mode with No Shirts Required , a belly-busting set that showcases everything fans love about “The Machine.” Shirtless, shameless, and completely uncensored, Bert turns everyday chaos into masterful storytelling, blending wild adventures, dad life, and outrageous confessions with his signature laugh-out-loud delivery. From ridiculous travel tales to brutally honest takes on marriage, parenting, and midlife crisis energy, Bert proves once again that nobody spins a story quite like him. His ability to go from absurd to relatable in seconds makes every punchline land harder, and the laughs just keep rolling. This episode is pure Bert — loud, lovable, and totally off the rails. If you’ve ever needed a good laugh, an escape from the ordinary, or just a reminder that life is better with no shirt and a story to tell, this one’s for you. Comedians: Bert Kreischer, Eva Evans, Zain Sharif, Gastor Almonte, Bill Burr, Kevin Hart, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Tom Segura, Joe Rogan, Russell Peters, Robin Williams, Ralphie May, Sam Morril, Chris Rock, Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Jo Koy, Ali Wong, Hasan Minhaj, Mark Normand Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We finish a bottle of Por Osos on this episode with Bert Kreischer and even get a fun pop in from everybodys favorite Ari Shaffir. He joins us after we're already toasted, hope he can catch up. Check out Bert's special "Lucky" on Netflix now. Give Ari's special on Netflix a spin too "American Sweetheart" Support the show and get your $1-per-month trial period of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD WMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ WMBD Clips Page: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Bert Kreischer: https://www.bertbertbert.com Ari Shaffir: https://arishaffir.com Sam Morril: YouTube Channel: @sammorril Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorril Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: YouTube Channel: @marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets We Might Be Drunk is produced by Gotham Production Studios https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ @GothamProductionStudios Producer Matt Peters: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #wemightbedrunk #marknormand #sammorril #podcast #drunkpodcast #comedy #comedian #funny #gothampodcastomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of The Big Podcast w/ Shaq we welcome comedic powerhouse Bert Kreischer! Bert shares some hilarious jokes, including a banned joke about Shaq, plus Shaq calls out The Rock & Kevin Hart. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode of The Big Podcast. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bigpod or through my promo code BIGPOD Subscribe to The Big Podcast YouTube Channel to watch more episodes! ZipRecruiter. The smartest way to hire. Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter for FREE: http://ZipRecruiter.com/BIG This episode of The Big Podcast is sponsored by our friends at The General. The General has been offering quality coverage for over 60 years. They offer flexible payment plans, the ability to pick your due date, and low rates and low down payments. Visit http://TheGeneral.com today, to get a quote. And it wouldn’t be The Big Podcast without The General DoorDash DashPass. Use the promo code NBA50, the day after a 50 point game during the 24/25 NBA regular season, from noon to midnight. Dove Men+Care. Care changes everything. Upgrade your routine to get healthier, smoother feeling skin. http://dovemencare.com/ Want to bite Shaq's head off? Get some Shaq-A-Licious at your local Walmart! Download the Gametime app today or http://Gametime.co for $20 off your first order with code BIGPOD Subscribe to the Big Podcast on Passes for exclusive content, plus uncensored and ad-free full episodes every week. Head to https://www.passes.com/thebigpodwithshaq Follow us on all platforms: https://linktr.ee/bigpodcast Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:32 Bert leaves Shaq in tears 07:20 Bert's dad banned a Shaq joke from his special 11:10 DraftKings segment 12:20 ZipRecruiter ad 13:30 Bert's hilarious airplane story 19:00 Shaq mocks Bert's bench press 21:05 Shaq calls out The Rock and Kevin Hart 23:30 Dove segment 25:10 Dove ad 25:50 Gametime ad 27:03 Doordash ad 28:17 Why Shaq's scared of night walks 33:30 Shaqalicious segment 36:25 Should men get Big D*ck Lifts? 41:00 Dr. O'Neal fan advice 51:18 Ending GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS).1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $150 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 3/16/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. MB015LOFCZSY8PG #nba #lakers #shaq #bigpod #basketball #bigshaq #bigpodcast #comedy #bertkreischer #therock #kevinhart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.